I'm So Fancy

thegreatgatsbean:

So is Javert the only police officer in France or what

GIRLS ARE REALLY HOT AND I’M REALLY GAY
kittyhague:

I am a scientist who will forever quote Patrick Stump on this

kittyhague:

I am a scientist who will forever quote Patrick Stump on this

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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mistressandry:

There are good games.

There are great games.

And then there’s Saints Row.

Explosions shook the ground around the ancient vampire. As the bombing continued, Alucard noticed that there were bones and corpses strapped to the rockets. He recognized some of them as previous victims of his, all falling from the sky and detonating like the demons falling from grace. He jumped back with his preternatural reflexes as a warhead landed at his feet. Rather than a corpse, though, there was a note. "The storm is coming." Shrill laughter accompanied the next volley.

a1ucardd:

chaoticgoodjinx:

a1ucardd:

chaoticgoodjinx:

a1ucardd:

He snickered and straightened his hat, not looking at his assailant. “Well that was a cute trick and a loud one at that…My turn.”

As he played with his shadow puppet he glared from under his hat’s brim with malice. “See? Equally as frightening.” He laughed at his own jest cruelly.

The young woman’s eyes held only a glimmer of shock and fear, which then was replaced by excitement and curiosity. “Well that’s fucking true” she whispered.

Mechanisms whirred and clicked in her submachine gun as it unfolded and warmed up in her hands. “I don’t believed we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Jinx. It stands for Jinx.”

He looked down at the weapon and cackled. “I see we both like our toys!”image

"My name is Alucard. It stands for Death!"

"That doesn’t make any sense," the petite tactician muttered in frustration as she opened fire, ducking behind a nearby building. "Why does he have a gun? He’s an ancient vampire the gun is completely…" she giggled humourlessly as she found the word she was looking for "…insane!"

The bullets cut through him, but all he did was laugh. “Doesn’t make sense?! You don’t seem the type for that!” He fired a few rounds into the cover she was hiding behind, blowing huge craters into it.

Jinx yipped as chunks were thrown from the corner of the building. “I really need a new gun. But don’t tell my other guns.” Alucard heard a curious creaking noise as the woman’s voice lowered mockingly, “But where are you gonna get a new gun?” A high pitched giggle followed this along with, “Oh, Fishbones. I know just the guy who’ll give it to me.”

She leapt from cover as a rocket flew towards Alucard’s head. This hardly phased the vampire, but when the smoke cleared, the girl was nowhere to be found. Her taunting voice almost sang from an unknown rooftop, “Now where was I? Oh, right, wreaking havoc!”

Explosions shook the ground around the ancient vampire. As the bombing continued, Alucard noticed that there were bones and corpses strapped to the rockets. He recognized some of them as previous victims of his, all falling from the sky and detonating like the demons falling from grace. He jumped back with his preternatural reflexes as a warhead landed at his feet. Rather than a corpse, though, there was a note. "The storm is coming." Shrill laughter accompanied the next volley.

a1ucardd:

chaoticgoodjinx:

a1ucardd:

He snickered and straightened his hat, not looking at his assailant. “Well that was a cute trick and a loud one at that…My turn.”

As he played with his shadow puppet he glared from under his hat’s brim with malice. “See? Equally as frightening.” He laughed at his own jest cruelly.

The young woman’s eyes held only a glimmer of shock and fear, which then was replaced by excitement and curiosity. “Well that’s fucking true” she whispered.

Mechanisms whirred and clicked in her submachine gun as it unfolded and warmed up in her hands. “I don’t believed we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Jinx. It stands for Jinx.”

He looked down at the weapon and cackled. “I see we both like our toys!”image

"My name is Alucard. It stands for Death!"

"That doesn’t make any sense," the petite tactician muttered in frustration as she opened fire, ducking behind a nearby building. "Why does he have a gun? He’s an ancient vampire the gun is completely…" she giggled humourlessly as she found the word she was looking for "…insane!"

Explosions shook the ground around the ancient vampire. As the bombing continued, Alucard noticed that there were bones and corpses strapped to the rockets. He recognized some of them as previous victims of his, all falling from the sky and detonating like the demons falling from grace. He jumped back with his preternatural reflexes as a warhead landed at his feet. Rather than a corpse, though, there was a note. "The storm is coming." Shrill laughter accompanied the next volley.

a1ucardd:

He snickered and straightened his hat, not looking at his assailant. “Well that was a cute trick and a loud one at that…My turn.”

As he played with his shadow puppet he glared from under his hat’s brim with malice. “See? Equally as frightening.” He laughed at his own jest cruelly.

The young woman’s eyes held only a glimmer of shock and fear, which then was replaced by excitement and curiosity. “Well that’s fucking true” she whispered.

Mechanisms whirred and clicked in her submachine gun as it unfolded and warmed up in her hands. “I don’t believed we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Jinx. It stands for Jinx.”

When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a person.

Joss Whedon (via weretheperfectharmony)